Stop the Linsanity! FINAL SCORE Tits - 2 Brain cells - 0

So, I never like to be long-winded about too many things so Its pretty simple with this one... Listen to this dumb-fuckin-cunt. Not one brain cell in this broads head.... not one! First I'll start with some stills....

Nice Smile and a great set of TITS!!



Look at that smart ass grin..... and those JUGGS!!

Then she opens her fuckin mouth..... Ugh

WRONG NAME, WRONG SPORT, WRONG TEAM, WRONG RACE!!

LMAO!! what a stupid fuckin whore... "and a Really, really, really like black-guys!! LOL!!!
Wholly shit! you can have her!!

Nothing left to say about this bitch other than I bet her parents are proud of her and how she's putting all that college money to work. Her father must be mortified! If this was my daughter, I'd punch her in the cunt.

Those stupid fuckin truck "Balls" (testicles)

Quite possibly the most ridiculous piece of shit, redneck junk I have ever seen... and by now, I am sure you have seen them as well. These fake testicles, made of plastic that dickless morons hang from the under-carriage of their trucks. What the FUCK is that? is that suppose to be funny? I dont even look as it like it is rude or anything like that, I just think it's the stupidest play on the male ego I have seen in quite awhile.

What kind of an individual buys these fuckin things and then wastes even 2 minutes putting them on.... and we're suppose to think you're witty? No, I think you're a FUCKIN IDIOT. who the FUCK spends money on shit like this.....bunch of cockless, toothless, sister-fucking rednecks who think they are hilarious.... That's who. Barely have enough money to buy decent underwear, yet they buy this shit to dangle from their POS trucks with all the Walmart stick-on "bling" attached to it.

Fuckin things sell for upwards of 50 bucks and these dumb fucks LOVE EM.

Nothing Makes You Look Better than Your FAT PIG Girlfriend

You know who you are....That insecure thin bitch who has no friend under 150 lbs.... yeah you - the one who surrounds herself with hideous fucking pigs who look like Jabba the Hutt. You surround yourself with these pigs to make yourself look better and although "contrast" works, men arent fooled by this bullshit.
These are some fine examples Ive found out there...

OMG, look at this fuckin beast

We'd rather you have some hot GF's so we could take both of you home and have a three-way.
I see these fat fuckin cows all the time...hanging with the hottie and vs versa. One is hot and insecure and the other is fat with no friends or anything to do so she gladly participates in the debauchery that is the equivalent to night and day. The literal "Beauty and the Beast"
I will makes this a regular post as these pigs and slobs make themselves known.... lets number this as #1!

Shannon Sharpe - Unintelligible Asswipe Commentator

unintelligible

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un·in·tel·li·gi·ble

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adjective

not intelligible; not capable of being understood.

A word that pretty much sums up my view of Shannon Sharpe.
You cant dress this Monkey any better either.... but as well as he's dressed, some people just lack the ability to move thier lips in such a way that allows us to understand his dumb ass.

His inner-tube lips are bouncing off each other at such an alarming rate that I can barely understand this asshole.

Even more amazing is that in this day and age of "correctness" the people at "The NFL Today" gave this shit-stain a job.
So sick of his babbling and unintelligible banter... it reminds me of the inspiration behind this hilarious song from Bubba and his boys.....

Enough of this clown (just look at that tie) Fire his ass and get someone in there who we can all understand.

Mikey - The Half-Retard on American Chopper.

Alright, granted the guy is probably fun to have around and he makes me laugh but I can't help but point out just how fucking retarded that kid is.

His father and brother are both very talented dudes and very skilled fabricators... then along comes Mikey with this bullshit "painting" crap that he does.

His shit looks like a 2 year old threw paint around... he thinks hes Jackson Pollock, but he's just a fat fuckin slob who needs a shower and a hair cut and then he needs to put his playtime paints away and get a real fuckin job!

Jackson Pollock

A genuine Pollock painting

I mean enough already people! everyone blowing sun-shine up this guys ass because he's the family retard who doesn't fit.

"Oh Mikey, that painting look awesome!" BULLSHIT!!! It Looks like SHIT!!!!
Really This looks nice? are you fucking BLIND?!!

A genuine "Mikey" POS

The kid id borderline a "Quasimodo" bell-ringing retard with no job skills, fat, lazy, stupid and if he weren't on TV, or if he was YOUR son... you'd kick his fat ass out of the house.

Enough of this franchise. The Father busted his ass and granted hes a roid-raging asshole sometimes - Look what he has accomplished! He builds this empire and his two fuckin mutt kids have nothing but disrespect for the man. Thankless asshole kids.

The ONLY reason Junior is even ABLE to open his own shop is based on money he got from the sweat of his father's hairy ass-crack! Then they treat "Mikey" like hes a "special needs" kid and hand him some paint - which the retard splatters all over himself and the floor.... and then they call it art! Good job retard! OMG enough already.

Bring on a real fabricator I miss this dude.

Bring on Jesse James.

My next victim of this Rags to Riches to Rags story will be this gold-digging whore and how she wiggled her way into TV by convincing Junior that he needed to start a "boutique" LMAO!!

Jill Wagner makes my balls ache

Really I mean that.
What a HOT piece of ass this woman is.
unassuming, pretty with a girl-next-door look and a killer body on her. She also seems to have a great personality and isn't some uppity cunt like most of the Hollywood whores.

Shes got a nice clean cut look and the kind of gal you could take home to mom.




Check out this little dance shes doing... sweet jesus, she's so sexy I could blow a load in my jeans just watching her fully clothed dancing in this video.


and a nice article on her here:
http://www.movesmagazine.com/2009/11/jill-wagner/

I First took note of her watching Mercury commercials. I was stunned even then. I didnt know who she was until I saw the show "Wipeout" and thought she had the same effect on me that the "Mercury girl" did. Then doing a search I realized they were one in the same.


Not really a Rant, but had to share.

The closest I can come to a filthy fuckin slut who looks like Jill, is this cum-whore Victoria Lawson at first you see she has this same "feel" and looks of Jill Wagner, fuck they could be sisters!

Then you see this and you realize that this girl is a bit "different" (doesnt make he a bad girl though) lol



I wish Jill Wagner would put some photos out like these. FUCK!!

For comparison sake.... Jill Wagner, Victoria Lawson
So Now I'll just close with more pics of Jill.

The Record Industry and its Buffoonery.

Bunch of fuckin idiots. That pretty much sums it up when we're talking about the recording industry.
Lazy group of slobs with nothing more than greed on their minds along with a huge amount of desperation caused my their own self-fulfilling prophecy. MORONS.
But before I get started with that shit. Let me show you a few pictures:





Now, after seeing these pictures we all have a different response however, one thing the majority of people will agree on is that the individuals above have a large effect on current music trends. Chris Daughtry, Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood and Kelley Clarkson are huge artists on today's music scene....and neither of them (as talented as they are) was found by any recording label or record executive or scout!!!
THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MOMENT...............

If I told you that the next Tom Brady was out there, right now I guarantee that the college, pro or even high school level scouts have an idea of who that individual might be. Unlike the record industry who sit on their fat asses waiting for that next mega-star/act to knock on their doors.
Who the fuck does that?

Then these lazy pricks complain when the music is being shared and then fight with their own talent to steal a percentage of merchandising - The shirts posters and shit that we all buy at concerts. At one time this was one of the only ways artists could make money and now they record industry wants that money too.

While all this is going on.... talent is not being sought. Chris Daughtry was working at a parts counter in a local dealership until he got the balls to try out on American Idol. The fuckin guy would still be there if it weren't for his own gut....where the fuck are the record companies when it comes to FINDING people like Chris Daughtry? are you shitting me?

Fuckin losers....Waiting and waiting and waiting....counting their money.....waiting some more....then complaining about record sales and pirating.....waiting some more......strapping thier own signed artists for merchandising money......waiting some more and then more still....

Fuckin assholes... wake the fuck up! go out there and find artists as IF you were a NFL scout and then sign these people!!!
If American Idol can give us so many talented folks, I say this is PROOF that the record industry is failing in all aspects of business.
Artist are now moving away from major labels and representation...with the internet, more bands and artists are releasing their own music and saying FUCK YOU ! to the record industry.

All I can say is Thank god! FUCK ALL OF YOU. bunch of lazy fuckin cunts.
You deserve your misery... you created it dumbfucks!