Sunday, July 20, 2008

What, No Bikini?

A quick shot across the bow to all those fuckin fat fucks who think they should just go to the beach today. DON'T!

I pulled up a nice piece of real-estate up in the Hampton Beach NH area. Taking a look around to take in the nice beach scenery, one would expect to see some great looking girls in bikini's, seagulls raiding potato chip bags, children partially drowning in near freezing water... but nothing could prepare me for this:

Are you Fuckin Kidding me! Not to mention that the cooler on the right appeared to have been bottomless. A herd of gluttonous fuckin fat bitches eating fully dressed in 9o degree weather.

Just the thought of the smell over there made me sick.... Is'nt there a place that the face-cloth just cant reach?? UGhhhhhhh....

ATTENTION ALL YOU FAT FUCIN GRAZING COWS: STAY AT HOME!


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