"Take a Dump on your Shit Highway"... Static X - Destroyer.
Someone in New Hampshire has taken this lyric literally.
We took a nice leisurely drive through the mountainous region of New Hampshire on the Kancamangus Highway... down it's winding, smooth slopes and down to the Swift River where we figured we would go for a dunk in the rivers many pools.
We pull over on the side of the highway and work our way through a small section of woods and down to the river.
Skipping across the tops of stones, rocks and boulders, we work our way to find a delightful spot.... Wait.....
*sniff* *sniff* what's that smell? I look down and RIGHT THERE on the side of the river some fuckin asshole took a huge dump of a shit!@... I mean, WHAT THE FUCK !
All these woods surrounding every-fuckin-thing around and this fuckin DICK Face decides that down by the river is a PERFECT place to drop a duece. Are you kidding me? You disgraceful piece of shit... You couldn't simply walk your fuckin (assuming) fat ass into the woods and drop a log there?
You complete inconsiderate asshole. We have this beautiful resource and you apparently had reaped the rewards of its magnificent water only to hang your fuckin pimply ass over it as though it were a sewer when you were done.
To all you SHITTERS.... USE THE FUCKIN WOODS and I only hope you don't know what a poison ivy leave looks like whilst you scavenge for something to wipe your lazy, fat, disgusting, and disgraceful ass.
Stay the fuck out of the woods assholes.
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