In lieu of my constant beratement of adults who have seemingly forgotten how to effectively parent their children, I will be offering my own guide to parenting that is designed to help make parents better at doing the absolute best for their fucked up kids. If you read the problem and then follow-up with its remedy (that's right, as a parent you're suppose to do something for your kid) then you will be one step closer to putting a responsible adult into society after the 18-year run.So here we go with installment #1#1 You're a shitty fuckin parent when you let your 10 year old kid play an Xbox game that is rated for Teens and Adults 17+.
First off, I want to point out the reason why we even have a rating system. The rating system was put into place by the same group of fucking shitty-ass parents that violate its very purpose on a daily basis. When I was a kid you did what you wanted and your dad belted you when you got out of line. Nowadays, we've created this rating system for games because parents have become all too fucking dumb about what is good for "Johnny" so... they whine about it and force our lawmakers to spend millions of dollars, invoking a rating system on manufacturers of video games. In the end we are left with neat little icons on the packaging to left fuck-nut parents know if the game is good for thier little, snot-nosed fuckin brat.The very same bitches that wanted this rating system are the same fucking lame assholes who now sit back while I hear their 10 year old kids in Multi-player online rooms with adults who are swearing up a storm... AND THEN THEY HAVE THE FUCKIN BALLS TO TELL EVERYONE TO WATCH THEIR MOUTHS!!!Are you fucking kidding me?Allow me to introduce you to the world of online gaming, and then, when I am done, you tell me if you think "Johnny" should hang out in Online multi-player games designed for the 17 and older crowd.Multi-player games are exactly that... a lot of people, online, playing the same game....Typically, combat games called FPS's (first person shooters). That within itself should be enough to scare most adults... but not the SHITTY ones.When you are in the "lobby" of these games, the "boys will be boys" mentality sets in and as always, guys like to bullshit with each other. I'll let you all fill in the subjects of discussion but suffice to say it it usually contains sex, swears, sex, verbal abuse, drug talk about pot, shitty jobs, girlfriends, anal, penis, vagina...etc. etc. (you get the idea) If you are a parent, and you are surprised by what you have just read, then you are a complete fucking idiot and should hand you child over to DSS. If you believe you may need more schooling on this subject, I invite you to continue to read.After you leave the lobby, you are thrust into the virtual world and enter the actual "game". You enter a map and you "exist". Running around with your fully automatic weapon as part of an elite terrorist fighting force (in this example), seeking out the enemy to put a fuckin bullet in his ass or preferably in his head....In my opinion this game teaches nothing more than patriotism to YOUNG ADULTS and older ADULTS.... kids may lose the translation... hence the reason why you are a shitty parent.On with the game... When you play this game, you are in constant contact with your teammates in a consolidated effort to vanquish the enemy.... in combat, you usually don't hear about Pokemon or butterflies or sesame street.. non of that crap here. Instead you hear people yelling expletives at others in frustration.Have you ever hit your finger with a hammer? what did you say when that happened?When you get hit (even in a game) it hurts and you react as such, usually with a great grouping of descriptive adjective and expletives.So maybe now you understand why Johnny should not play these 17+ games?No? you say? well I am glad you said that.... I have more.Usually a rivalry quickly evolves in these games lending players to HUMILIATE the competition... So how do you humiliate the enemy in a virtual world? One way to put down your opponent is to Tea-bag him. That's right "TEA-BAG"When I say Tea-bag I don't mean this 
What I mean is this:
being killed by your opponent and while you are in limbo waiting to be "re spawned" in to the map (getting placed back into the game). You get to see everything going on around you; including watching your killer bounce up and down on your face in a virtual Tea-bagging.... otherwise known as some guy bouncing his balls off your face to humiliate you...
Wikipedia defines them nicely
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tea_bags.jpg
Not to be confused with:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging
Simulations of teabagging are often used in video games, specifically first person shooters such as Counter-Strike, the Battlefield series of games, Call of Duty, and, probably most notably[9], Halo (Halo players commonly refer to it as the "Halo Hump" or simply "corpse-humping").[10] "Teabagging" is performed by repeatedly crouching down - a common movement in FPSs - while on top of an enemy corpse. The act is a form of victory dance to show ownership and to humiliate an enemy player. Certain player groups (often referred to as clans) find the act offensive and therefore forbid its use on game servers they operate.[11] Conversely, many clans relish the activity and encourage its use.[12]
SO, as a player, you have to sit there are listen to this guy ask you how you like having his balls on your face while he bounces up and down on your face!. FUNNY SHIT if you ask me. But maybe something you'll want to shield Johnny from.
This is only one of many facets to these types of video games; but the game is rated 17 + for a fuckin reason, you fuckin shit-headed parents! If not for content alone!
SO why the FUCK do you allow a 10 year old kid of yours to play these adult type games? I'll tell you why.... Because you are a shitty parent. You're a worthless and shitty fuckin parent. Period.
Now go the fuck down there and rip that Disc out of that Xbox and snap it in two, then look at Johnny and say " if I ever see a game like this in the Xbox again, I will smash that fucking thing over my knee! DO you understand"!!!
This should remedy your shitty parenting problem, at least as far as 17+ rated video games are concerned. Also, don't forget to give yourself a brick to the head for not realizing that YOU and YOU alone are the fucking idiot here.
and you'd be the one to complain that there were "bad-words" being spoken and that you " don't think it should be allowed.. yada, yada, yada".... Ahhh Fuck you!
TRY BEING A PARENT
