Saturday, December 31, 2011

Jill Wagner makes my balls ache

Really I mean that.
What a HOT piece of ass this woman is.
unassuming, pretty with a girl-next-door look and a killer body on her. She also seems to have a great personality and isn't some uppity cunt like most of the Hollywood whores.

Shes got a nice clean cut look and the kind of gal you could take home to mom.




Check out this little dance shes doing... sweet jesus, she's so sexy I could blow a load in my jeans just watching her fully clothed dancing in this video.


and a nice article on her here:
http://www.movesmagazine.com/2009/11/jill-wagner/

I First took note of her watching Mercury commercials. I was stunned even then. I didnt know who she was until I saw the show "Wipeout" and thought she had the same effect on me that the "Mercury girl" did. Then doing a search I realized they were one in the same.


Not really a Rant, but had to share.

The closest I can come to a filthy fuckin slut who looks like Jill, is this cum-whore Victoria Lawson at first you see she has this same "feel" and looks of Jill Wagner, fuck they could be sisters!

Then you see this and you realize that this girl is a bit "different" (doesnt make he a bad girl though) lol



I wish Jill Wagner would put some photos out like these. FUCK!!

For comparison sake.... Jill Wagner, Victoria Lawson
So Now I'll just close with more pics of Jill.









The Record Industry and its Buffoonery.

Bunch of fuckin idiots. That pretty much sums it up when we're talking about the recording industry.
Lazy group of slobs with nothing more than greed on their minds along with a huge amount of desperation caused my their own self-fulfilling prophecy. MORONS.
But before I get started with that shit. Let me show you a few pictures:





Now, after seeing these pictures we all have a different response however, one thing the majority of people will agree on is that the individuals above have a large effect on current music trends. Chris Daughtry, Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood and Kelley Clarkson are huge artists on today's music scene....and neither of them (as talented as they are) was found by any recording label or record executive or scout!!!
THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MOMENT...............

If I told you that the next Tom Brady was out there, right now I guarantee that the college, pro or even high school level scouts have an idea of who that individual might be. Unlike the record industry who sit on their fat asses waiting for that next mega-star/act to knock on their doors.
Who the fuck does that?

Then these lazy pricks complain when the music is being shared and then fight with their own talent to steal a percentage of merchandising - The shirts posters and shit that we all buy at concerts. At one time this was one of the only ways artists could make money and now they record industry wants that money too.

While all this is going on.... talent is not being sought. Chris Daughtry was working at a parts counter in a local dealership until he got the balls to try out on American Idol. The fuckin guy would still be there if it weren't for his own gut....where the fuck are the record companies when it comes to FINDING people like Chris Daughtry? are you shitting me?

Fuckin losers....Waiting and waiting and waiting....counting their money.....waiting some more....then complaining about record sales and pirating.....waiting some more......strapping thier own signed artists for merchandising money......waiting some more and then more still....

Fuckin assholes... wake the fuck up! go out there and find artists as IF you were a NFL scout and then sign these people!!!
If American Idol can give us so many talented folks, I say this is PROOF that the record industry is failing in all aspects of business.
Artist are now moving away from major labels and representation...with the internet, more bands and artists are releasing their own music and saying FUCK YOU ! to the record industry.

All I can say is Thank god! FUCK ALL OF YOU. bunch of lazy fuckin cunts.
You deserve your misery... you created it dumbfucks!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

They're NOT Big Tits if your fat!

They're just FAT...like the rest of you!
Getting pretty tired of seeing fat bitches and their facebook photos. You know, the ones taken from above, thus hiding all the fat beneath the huge (fat) tits.

Hey Honey, news flash... Men aren't that stupid and we are not fooled into thinking you are some buxom woman with nice tits.... your just a stupid fat poser and if you weren't so fuckin fat, you'd probably be an A cup!!

Stupid fat fuckin bitches. Get on the treadmill!
Just wanted to get that one out there before I forgot. Done.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Why America is full of FAT FUCKING COWS!

Really?
Your kid looks like this and you take him to Mc Donalds? One pic says it all....


The parents of this kid should be imprisoned and then led out back and shot. I rest my case.
WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!

Heidi Montag - POA turned into a POS

The ol' one pic says it all routine....


Stupid Fat Cunt at the Post Office

Stupid fucking fat Bitch!!

A quickly here. Went to the local post office to drop off some mail and made my usual approach to the drop-off utilizing the "one-way" loop around the post office. As I get to the mailbox, this fat fucking retard decides that rules do not apply to her... I quickly snapped this photo for the purpose of this blog.

Fat fucking whore coming at me the wrong way!!

Now, If that isn't bad enough, I roll down my window to scream at the fucking cow and let her know that this is a one way loop and that shes a complete fucking IDIOT!! and wouldn't you know.... I am the asshole!!
AMAZING... She's going the wrong way and when she's called out on the issue... I AM THE ASSHOLE! Lol.

Notice the large "DO NOT ENTER" sign? you fat whore?!!! (view coming from the opposite direction)

The Story does'nt end there. She still has the audacity to get out of her car and drop off her mail and then get back in and drive off while flipping me the bird. While she rolled to the mailbox I told her that she was the reason that the world is fucked up and that people of her ilk were the basic reason why daily life with these fuck-heads is so mundane. I told he I couldnt wait to blog about her fat-ass. I drop of my mail and then proceed to leave the Post office only to be waved over by a Policeman on a roadside detail.

Apparently the fat fucking cunt decided to tell the cop about me and after showing him my pictures he laughed and shook his head. Mind you, that this smelly fat fucking cow had me pinned on being a harasser, a typical defense when dealing with people who can do no wrong. Just felt the need to share about this unscrupulous fuckin pig and the people like her.... THE ASSHOLES OF THE EARTH.