Those stupid fuckin truck "Balls" (testicles)

Quite possibly the most ridiculous piece of shit, redneck junk I have ever seen... and by now, I am sure you have seen them as well. These fake testicles, made of plastic that dickless morons hang from the under-carriage of their trucks. What the FUCK is that? is that suppose to be funny? I dont even look as it like it is rude or anything like that, I just think it's the stupidest play on the male ego I have seen in quite awhile.

What kind of an individual buys these fuckin things and then wastes even 2 minutes putting them on.... and we're suppose to think you're witty? No, I think you're a FUCKIN IDIOT. who the FUCK spends money on shit like this.....bunch of cockless, toothless, sister-fucking rednecks who think they are hilarious.... That's who. Barely have enough money to buy decent underwear, yet they buy this shit to dangle from their POS trucks with all the Walmart stick-on "bling" attached to it.

Fuckin things sell for upwards of 50 bucks and these dumb fucks LOVE EM.

Nothing Makes You Look Better than Your FAT PIG Girlfriend

You know who you are....That insecure thin bitch who has no friend under 150 lbs.... yeah you - the one who surrounds herself with hideous fucking pigs who look like Jabba the Hutt. You surround yourself with these pigs to make yourself look better and although "contrast" works, men arent fooled by this bullshit.
These are some fine examples Ive found out there...

OMG, look at this fuckin beast

We'd rather you have some hot GF's so we could take both of you home and have a three-way.
I see these fat fuckin cows all the time...hanging with the hottie and vs versa. One is hot and insecure and the other is fat with no friends or anything to do so she gladly participates in the debauchery that is the equivalent to night and day. The literal "Beauty and the Beast"
I will makes this a regular post as these pigs and slobs make themselves known.... lets number this as #1!

Shannon Sharpe - Unintelligible Asswipe Commentator

unintelligible

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un·in·tel·li·gi·ble

   [uhn-in-tel-i-juh-buhl]

adjective

not intelligible; not capable of being understood.

A word that pretty much sums up my view of Shannon Sharpe.
You cant dress this Monkey any better either.... but as well as he's dressed, some people just lack the ability to move thier lips in such a way that allows us to understand his dumb ass.

His inner-tube lips are bouncing off each other at such an alarming rate that I can barely understand this asshole.

Even more amazing is that in this day and age of "correctness" the people at "The NFL Today" gave this shit-stain a job.
So sick of his babbling and unintelligible banter... it reminds me of the inspiration behind this hilarious song from Bubba and his boys.....

Enough of this clown (just look at that tie) Fire his ass and get someone in there who we can all understand.

Mikey - The Half-Retard on American Chopper.

Alright, granted the guy is probably fun to have around and he makes me laugh but I can't help but point out just how fucking retarded that kid is.

His father and brother are both very talented dudes and very skilled fabricators... then along comes Mikey with this bullshit "painting" crap that he does.

His shit looks like a 2 year old threw paint around... he thinks hes Jackson Pollock, but he's just a fat fuckin slob who needs a shower and a hair cut and then he needs to put his playtime paints away and get a real fuckin job!

Jackson Pollock

A genuine Pollock painting

I mean enough already people! everyone blowing sun-shine up this guys ass because he's the family retard who doesn't fit.

"Oh Mikey, that painting look awesome!" BULLSHIT!!! It Looks like SHIT!!!!
Really This looks nice? are you fucking BLIND?!!

A genuine "Mikey" POS

The kid id borderline a "Quasimodo" bell-ringing retard with no job skills, fat, lazy, stupid and if he weren't on TV, or if he was YOUR son... you'd kick his fat ass out of the house.

Enough of this franchise. The Father busted his ass and granted hes a roid-raging asshole sometimes - Look what he has accomplished! He builds this empire and his two fuckin mutt kids have nothing but disrespect for the man. Thankless asshole kids.

The ONLY reason Junior is even ABLE to open his own shop is based on money he got from the sweat of his father's hairy ass-crack! Then they treat "Mikey" like hes a "special needs" kid and hand him some paint - which the retard splatters all over himself and the floor.... and then they call it art! Good job retard! OMG enough already.

Bring on a real fabricator I miss this dude.

Bring on Jesse James.

My next victim of this Rags to Riches to Rags story will be this gold-digging whore and how she wiggled her way into TV by convincing Junior that he needed to start a "boutique" LMAO!!