"Lincoln" great movie, but...

There is a cock-sucker in every crowd.
I spent the evening watching this great movie about Abraham Lincoln with this gal I've been fucking. In the begging stages I like to watch people file in to the theater while she's giving me a hand-job. It's always funny to watch the endless line of idiots who have no common-sense about theater etiquette. I know it shouldn't be complicated, but you'd be amazed at how fucking retarded people can be.

Me? I sit smack-dab in the middle of the theater.In the middle so as to allow me to have optimal seating and in the center so that other patrons can file in without having to hurdle my knees. It's also important to note that I go to the bathroom before I sit down. More often than not I can pick out the dickheads. On this night I noticed a particular fucking asshole kibitzing about where he'll sit his knobby ass. He had all the makings of a fuck-faced ass-clown. Typical dick-ass demeanor, everything was an issue for this unhappy cock-monger.
 When he did sit it was oddly enough, at the END of my row. Now this asshole has the audacity to complain whilst people fill the seats between he and I. I just thought it was sooooo fuckin typical.... and I wondered why this shit-stain just didn't stay home and spare the rest of us.

Bottom line on this story was that at the end of the Movie, most people, Myself included, head out. This ASSHOLE stands up out of his seat on the end, then stands broadside and waits, and waits and waits and waits..... Letting every person from the top ten rows down and Ive got my cock in some old ladies face because she decided to sit and wait it out. So we are all standing, wondering what this assholes problem is so I naturally exclaim. "Hey Meathead! What the fuck are you waiting for?" He responds saying "I'm being polite" which is met with my "Be fuckin polite on your own time asshole! "I have to take a piss" he then decides to get verbose and adds "you should try it sometime". Well, I couldn't leave that alone. So I replied "Hey Dickhead! I knew you were an asshole when you walked in this theater, all you had to do was keep your fuckin ass in your seat until the rest of us left, but NO! you decide to stand up AT THE END OF THE SEAT ROW and STAND THERE?!!!!"  "Who's the fuckin dickhead!" he then realized he should shut his fucking mouth and quietly exited the theater in front of me.... at one time he shook his head and I told him he was a fuckin shit head who should stay home.... FUCKING PEOPLE!!!

Stop the Linsanity! FINAL SCORE Tits - 2 Brain cells - 0

So, I never like to be long-winded about too many things so Its pretty simple with this one... Listen to this dumb-fuckin-cunt. Not one brain cell in this broads head.... not one! First I'll start with some stills....

Nice Smile and a great set of TITS!!



Look at that smart ass grin..... and those JUGGS!!

Then she opens her fuckin mouth..... Ugh

WRONG NAME, WRONG SPORT, WRONG TEAM, WRONG RACE!!

LMAO!! what a stupid fuckin whore... "and a Really, really, really like black-guys!! LOL!!!
Wholly shit! you can have her!!

Nothing left to say about this bitch other than I bet her parents are proud of her and how she's putting all that college money to work. Her father must be mortified! If this was my daughter, I'd punch her in the cunt.

Those stupid fuckin truck "Balls" (testicles)

Quite possibly the most ridiculous piece of shit, redneck junk I have ever seen... and by now, I am sure you have seen them as well. These fake testicles, made of plastic that dickless morons hang from the under-carriage of their trucks. What the FUCK is that? is that suppose to be funny? I dont even look as it like it is rude or anything like that, I just think it's the stupidest play on the male ego I have seen in quite awhile.

What kind of an individual buys these fuckin things and then wastes even 2 minutes putting them on.... and we're suppose to think you're witty? No, I think you're a FUCKIN IDIOT. who the FUCK spends money on shit like this.....bunch of cockless, toothless, sister-fucking rednecks who think they are hilarious.... That's who. Barely have enough money to buy decent underwear, yet they buy this shit to dangle from their POS trucks with all the Walmart stick-on "bling" attached to it.

Fuckin things sell for upwards of 50 bucks and these dumb fucks LOVE EM.

Nothing Makes You Look Better than Your FAT PIG Girlfriend

You know who you are....That insecure thin bitch who has no friend under 150 lbs.... yeah you - the one who surrounds herself with hideous fucking pigs who look like Jabba the Hutt. You surround yourself with these pigs to make yourself look better and although "contrast" works, men arent fooled by this bullshit.
These are some fine examples Ive found out there...

OMG, look at this fuckin beast

We'd rather you have some hot GF's so we could take both of you home and have a three-way.
I see these fat fuckin cows all the time...hanging with the hottie and vs versa. One is hot and insecure and the other is fat with no friends or anything to do so she gladly participates in the debauchery that is the equivalent to night and day. The literal "Beauty and the Beast"
I will makes this a regular post as these pigs and slobs make themselves known.... lets number this as #1!

Shannon Sharpe - Unintelligible Asswipe Commentator

unintelligible

[uhn-in-tel-i-juh-buhl]

un·in·tel·li·gi·ble

   [uhn-in-tel-i-juh-buhl]

adjective

not intelligible; not capable of being understood.

A word that pretty much sums up my view of Shannon Sharpe.
You cant dress this Monkey any better either.... but as well as he's dressed, some people just lack the ability to move thier lips in such a way that allows us to understand his dumb ass.

His inner-tube lips are bouncing off each other at such an alarming rate that I can barely understand this asshole.

Even more amazing is that in this day and age of "correctness" the people at "The NFL Today" gave this shit-stain a job.
So sick of his babbling and unintelligible banter... it reminds me of the inspiration behind this hilarious song from Bubba and his boys.....

Enough of this clown (just look at that tie) Fire his ass and get someone in there who we can all understand.

Mikey - The Half-Retard on American Chopper.

Alright, granted the guy is probably fun to have around and he makes me laugh but I can't help but point out just how fucking retarded that kid is.

His father and brother are both very talented dudes and very skilled fabricators... then along comes Mikey with this bullshit "painting" crap that he does.

His shit looks like a 2 year old threw paint around... he thinks hes Jackson Pollock, but he's just a fat fuckin slob who needs a shower and a hair cut and then he needs to put his playtime paints away and get a real fuckin job!

Jackson Pollock

A genuine Pollock painting

I mean enough already people! everyone blowing sun-shine up this guys ass because he's the family retard who doesn't fit.

"Oh Mikey, that painting look awesome!" BULLSHIT!!! It Looks like SHIT!!!!
Really This looks nice? are you fucking BLIND?!!

A genuine "Mikey" POS

The kid id borderline a "Quasimodo" bell-ringing retard with no job skills, fat, lazy, stupid and if he weren't on TV, or if he was YOUR son... you'd kick his fat ass out of the house.

Enough of this franchise. The Father busted his ass and granted hes a roid-raging asshole sometimes - Look what he has accomplished! He builds this empire and his two fuckin mutt kids have nothing but disrespect for the man. Thankless asshole kids.

The ONLY reason Junior is even ABLE to open his own shop is based on money he got from the sweat of his father's hairy ass-crack! Then they treat "Mikey" like hes a "special needs" kid and hand him some paint - which the retard splatters all over himself and the floor.... and then they call it art! Good job retard! OMG enough already.

Bring on a real fabricator I miss this dude.

Bring on Jesse James.

My next victim of this Rags to Riches to Rags story will be this gold-digging whore and how she wiggled her way into TV by convincing Junior that he needed to start a "boutique" LMAO!!