Why America is full of FAT FUCKING COWS!

Really?
Your kid looks like this and you take him to Mc Donalds? One pic says it all....


The parents of this kid should be imprisoned and then led out back and shot. I rest my case.
WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!

Heidi Montag - POA turned into a POS

The ol' one pic says it all routine....

Stupid Fat Cunt at the Post Office

Stupid fucking fat Bitch!!

A quickly here. Went to the local post office to drop off some mail and made my usual approach to the drop-off utilizing the "one-way" loop around the post office. As I get to the mailbox, this fat fucking retard decides that rules do not apply to her... I quickly snapped this photo for the purpose of this blog.

Fat fucking whore coming at me the wrong way!!

Now, If that isn't bad enough, I roll down my window to scream at the fucking cow and let her know that this is a one way loop and that shes a complete fucking IDIOT!! and wouldn't you know.... I am the asshole!!
AMAZING... She's going the wrong way and when she's called out on the issue... I AM THE ASSHOLE! Lol.

Notice the large "DO NOT ENTER" sign? you fat whore?!!! (view coming from the opposite direction)

The Story does'nt end there. She still has the audacity to get out of her car and drop off her mail and then get back in and drive off while flipping me the bird. While she rolled to the mailbox I told her that she was the reason that the world is fucked up and that people of her ilk were the basic reason why daily life with these fuck-heads is so mundane. I told he I couldnt wait to blog about her fat-ass. I drop of my mail and then proceed to leave the Post office only to be waved over by a Policeman on a roadside detail.

Apparently the fat fucking cunt decided to tell the cop about me and after showing him my pictures he laughed and shook his head. Mind you, that this smelly fat fucking cow had me pinned on being a harasser, a typical defense when dealing with people who can do no wrong. Just felt the need to share about this unscrupulous fuckin pig and the people like her.... THE ASSHOLES OF THE EARTH.

One group of pictures says it all....

Checked Baggage, raised fees and Greedy Mutherfuckers

Tuesday January 12, 2010

This article on CNN got me into a tiff this morning... Yeah nice job you fucking tools! Raise your rates yet again on checked bags... you greedy, non-business savvy fucking money whores!!!

Next time I fly, I'll be sure to bring a couple of bricks of gold bullion as my checked baggage. That's how bad it has gotten. These assholes keep passing the cost of shitty management to the public and our congressmen and senators allow this shit to happen without reforms.

The airline industry is heavily subsidized by the government (government, meaning your money and mine) yet these fucks continually poke the public for higher fees like some bum on a New York street. One huge shakedown after another... and they are allowed to do it. The only way to send a message to the nickel-humping cock-faces is to stop flying on their crappy terrorist laden metal tubes.

How to fight the high cost of travel and bag check fees:

At this point in the game, it is nearly cheaper to ship your bags to your destination and then smile at the counter slut when she asks you if you are checking baggage.
Alternately, arrive at your destination and wear the same clothes and never shower.... after a week you will be pretty rank....Get back on the plane for your return flight with your shit-eatin smile and watch everyone wretch from the stench of your sweaty, unwashed, sour nuts and baboon breath! after a year of this, those stuffy stewardesses with the attitude will start to complain and the regulations will change.

I'll make a prediction here:
At this point in the game the airline industry has now placed a fee on everything such as pillows, blankets, drinks, etc. The problem with greed has NOT been solved. Once you get in that tube and they lock that hatch, your ass is theirs - so that leaves only a few places to go.

It wont be long before you see fees in these areas:

• Breathable air: I mean shit, your paying for the gas, why not pay for the air in the tube also?
• Taking a shit: Remember those old bathroom stalls that took a dime to take a dump. With modern technology it won't be long before you will be putting a dollar bill in the slot to take a shit!!
• Taking a piss: (see above) that blue water must cost them something?
• Toilet paper vending: once your in there they have you . You 'll have two choices. Wipe your ass with your underwear/hand or buy 3 squares of TP for 25 cents.
  
• Seat Cushions: Fuck, your paying to fly, not to be comfortable.... This could net millions a year! If paratroopers can sit on a jump-seat so can you! The airlines will soon charge you for a seat-cushion trust me!
• You are already starving all they need to do now is turn off the drinks. By TSA rules you cannot bring liquids on board... LOL, Oh yeah...you thirsty bastards will pay a fortune just for a sip of water - GET READY TO SEE SPRING WATER/BOTTLED WATER NIPS!!! ( just like the tiny nip bottles you see at the package store) I actually believe the Airline industry pushed for this regulation for selfish reasons.
  
• Salt blocks/salt licks will be provided free of charge.
• Stretching Charges: if you get up to stretch, this could cost you 2 dollars. Fuck you, just sit there and shut the fuck up.

I could go on an on... but suffice to say, that at this point, they should replace the aircraft hatch with a bank-vault door. This is getting fucking ridiculous!!

In closing, I have some suggestions for the airline industry....Ways for them to make money that will not adversely effect their customers or public opinion. In fact, my suggestions will actual reverse any ill-will towards the airlines.
They are:

1. Chinese laundry: After all the baggage checks and terrorist hunting my suitcase looks like the inside of a salvation army bin. Solution: Provide inexpensive laundering and FOLDING service to your passengers to put their bags back in the condition they were when they left home you pricks!
2. We all know that most airline stewardesses are pretty hot pieces of ass. Solution: Lets get back to basics - starting pimping these broads. 5 bucks to have one of these bitches blow you and charge 20 or better to plunge-fuck em in the aisle. 50 bucks or better for the "Mile-High Experience" Plow your favorite stewardess in the bathroom doggie-style until you bust a nut - comes with a certificate of membership after the deed is done. Time for these bitches to start earning their money. It's a cinch they don't get by on their wonderful attitudes alone.
3. Full-bar. If your going to fuck me over, I don't want to feel the pain install and push alcoholic beverages above and beyond the limits of the law.. I mean shit, I'm not the one flying the plane.
4. WII Terrorist Hunt: Install WII systems in the aircraft and charge passengers to play WII terrorist hunt. This solution's pay-off is three-fold. It provides entertainment for passengers, revenue for the airlines and serves as a deterrent for would-be assholes hell bent on making a statement.

Suffice to say, it is out of control and it is incumbent upon the airlines to change the way they run their business and not continually charge the very people who have bailed them out time and again.
Fix your shit assholes!

KFC's Commercial - Who's the fuckin racist here??

WHAT'S PISSING ME OFF AT THIS MOMENT

Not because its racist...because it's not. When taken in the context for which is was intended, it is absolutely not racist.

However, add a few assholes who can't shut the fuck up and people who will whine about fart bubbles going up their backs in the bathtub and now you have a larger group of idiots who believe the bullshit....and so on.

As the word spreads from one buffoon to another it gains momentum (only because people don't read and educate themselves) Side-Note: this is a good time to point you to a book entitled Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free by Charles Pierce

First, I want you to pay attention to the actual ad, Then I want you to listen closely to the commentary afterward by Lester Holt and his guests - David Wilson (thegrio.com) and Greg Dinoto (Deutch inc.) on The Today Show.



After his introduction, David Wilson, a black man, makes this statement at 1:27 into the interview. "We understand that KFC is an American corporation, and the fact that and American corporation that has such a huge African-American consumer base, that they would air this anywhere, uh, is shocking"...STOP right there. What did he just say??

"that has such a huge African-American consumer base" ??? That being said by David Wilson himself, doesn't that substantiate the very basic message of the commercial itself??

I mean, your saying that KFC has a HUGE African-American consumer base, yet when an ad shows them going cuckoo for coco puffs because some white dude buys them a bucket, then all of a sudden its a racist thing. By delineation, Because blacks love chicken and because a white dude supplies a bucket of what they love, KFC is a racist. UN-FUCKIN-BELIEVABLE!!