Sunday, January 10, 2010

KFC's Commercial - Who's the fuckin racist here??

WHAT'S PISSING ME OFF AT THIS MOMENT

Not because its racist...because it's not. When taken in the context for which is was intended, it is absolutely not racist.

However, add a few assholes who can't shut the fuck up and people who will whine about fart bubbles going up their backs in the bathtub and now you have a larger group of idiots who believe the bullshit....and so on.

As the word spreads from one buffoon to another it gains momentum (only because people don't read and educate themselves) Side-Note: this is a good time to point you to a book entitled
Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free by Charles Pierce

First, I want you to pay attention to the actual ad, Then I want you to listen closely to the commentary afterward by Lester Holt and his guests - David Wilson (thegrio.com) and Greg Dinoto (Deutch inc.) on The Today Show.



After his introduction, David Wilson, a black man, makes this statement at 1:27 into the interview. "We understand that KFC is an American corporation, and the fact that and American corporation that has such a huge African-American consumer base, that they would air this anywhere, uh, is shocking"...STOP right there. What did he just say??

"that has such a huge African-American consumer base" ??? That being said by David Wilson himself, doesn't that substantiate the very basic message of the commercial itself??

I mean, your saying that KFC has a HUGE African-American consumer base, yet when an ad shows them going cuckoo for coco puffs because some white dude buys them a bucket, then all of a sudden its a racist thing. By delineation, Because blacks love chicken and because a white dude supplies a bucket of what they love, KFC is a racist. UN-FUCKIN-BELIEVABLE!!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Bernie and Phyls - The Next Generation.


Living in the boston area you become familiar with these commecials from a furnintue store named "Bernie and Phyls" the commercials are notoriously shitty to the point of ridicule. They are the work of a husband and wife team who are now age-progressed beyond being useful to their own stores.....so now we h ave their offspring to deal with.


Somewhere during thier life, it is apparent that nature allowed these two retards "Bernie and Phyl" to procreate...leaving us with these three kids who are as fucked up as thier parent.

One in particular "Larry" has a a constant look of confoundment attached to the dumbest looking face I have seen in years! and this guy is the CEO!

Bernie and Phyl (seated) and two of their kids Larry (left) and the other schmuck Ron? (right)

Fat dude in the middle is supposedly their son in law - the guy who gets to bang their horrendous "shreck-looking" troll daughter.

Larry was probably conceived on one of the family's own furniture pieces... most likely a pleather couch in some shitty mustard color because this guy is the biggest fuckin dorks around.

In commercials where he doesn't speak, his mouth hangs partially open with the strangest shaped gape... absolutely the biggest fuckin moron. and when he speaks it all becomes too apparent. Without his mom and dad and a good dose of nepotism, Larry would most likely be wearing a paper hat in some fast food kitchen. WHATA DORK!

Just had to vent on that because I see this shithead every day on my TV and I just wondered if any ever noticed that stupid fuckin look on his face.

Friday, November 21, 2008

How about READING while driving!

I'll make this one short...What the fuck is this stupid Cunt thinking?
Perhaps she's thinking "I'll just brush up a bit before the test"....
Maybe we should all just forgive her. She was probably up late last night, not studying though, she was probably up late taking a dick in the ass and sucking her boyfriends dick.... Fast forward to today, the rest of us have to die in traffic because this bimbo is too fuckin stupid to drive the fuckin car. Another shot just for effect.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

TEXTING while DRIVING! #1 what the fuck people!

If you thought talking on your cell phone while driving was nuts wait till you see what I have for you. I used to waste all my breathe screaming at incompetent assholes I saw talking on the phone while driving.... Now I see people TEXTING while driving, and I am seriously considering bringing these to my congressman.

The start with dumb-fuckin-cunt #1

Examine this photo and you'll notice that this fuckin whore doesn't even have her hands on the wheel!!! At the time I took this photo we (this death-bringer and I) were in traffic going 60 mph... notice the blurry truck in the background. No Bullshit! 60 mph, looking at her text with NO HANDS on the wheel!!! Do you feel safe?

Maybe this will change your mind:

This one here is curling her ugly -ass eyelashes while driving... Although its not texting,her eyes were totally off the road at one point for approximately 5 full seconds- in traffic.

Keep in mind these are the people who will ass-pack you and give you life-long injuries due to whip-lash... and they really dont give a fuck. After all, they have text to send and calls to make and they also have to get ready for thier dates.... so who are we to question thier freedom.

Here's a few more in-case you think I am full of shit. These two fuckin clowns are texting also. Keep in mind we are moving here!! typically at 60+mph.














Monday, November 3, 2008

Brian Wilson - Musician & Worthless Bag of Loose Marbles

I'm working on this one, but it is extremely hard to find video of that pathetic POS. Bear with me. Until then, take a peek at my latest blog about all the fuckin Nit-wit, dumb fuckin assholes that I commute with who are now TEXTING while driving!!!!....

Tonight show http://video.aol.com/video-detail/wednesday-september-3-2008/3644733103

Monday, October 20, 2008

Why the FUCK should I feel bad for poor Ol' Ed McMahon

FUCK YOU! pretty much covers it. "Hey Ed! Fuck you !"

Ed McMahon... The talentless, worthless Johnny Carson ass-kisser has run the fuck out of money. WAaaaahhhhh!.... And I'm suppose to care, why?
I mean look at this asshole. Some say... "oh, how sad". I say fuck you and I'll tell you why.


This dickhead had the fucking life of Riley and in his day, he made sure you knew it. Now fast forward to today and the fuck-nut is broke. This guy made MILLIONS of dollars and then cries like a bitch that he will have to leave his million dollar mansion because he's being evicted.



Who the fuck really cares Ed... it looks like your sorry ass is gonna-have to get by like the rest of us. Or are you too good for that?
This asshole wouldn't have given you, I or anyone else a fucking dime if we has asked for it back in the Johnny days, now were all suppose to feel sorry for him
"Too bad Ed! get the fuck out! and don't let that door hit you in your ol' saggy ass-cheeks on the way out".



I remember him sitting there with Johnny, laughing at all the intolerable jokes like a fucking drone.. Yuck, Yuck, Yuck....what a talentless fuck-head.

Johnny called it quits and this shit-bag headed into steady decline. Now he s a bum and I love it when people who have lived fortunate lives end up eating dirt due to their own stupidity. I mean , look at that pic below and tell me he's not thinking "Fuck all these small assholes. I'm Ed Mc Mahon... I got millions and your all just scum"

Other notable no-talent gigs that this dick-puller worked include. Star Search, TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes and of course The Tonight Show.

Some noteworthy financial accomplishments (aside from not paying his bills):

$644,000 behind on payments on $4.8 million in mortgage loans.

Sued by Citibank for $180,000

McMahon failed to pay divorce attorney Norman Solovay $275,168, according to a lawsuit filed in the Manhattan federal court

(From wiki) On Larry King Live on June 5, 2008 with his wife to talk about this situation. In the interview, McMahon's wife Pamela said that people assumed that the McMahon's had so much money because of his celebrity. Pamela McMahon also commented that they do not have "millions" of dollars.... Well WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE THERE PAMELA!! IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE OUT MULTI MILLION DOLLAR MORTGAGES, Then you MUST have millions of dollars you fucking cunt.

Now, instead of working or simply crawling into a fuckin hole he has sued Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and two doctors in July, accusing them of discharging him with a broken neck after his fall in 2007, in an attempt to secure some money for his lazy fat ass.

In short he was a pompous asshole in his day and now he a poor ol' broke dick muther fucker who doesn't deserve the sympathy. The sympathy that he would never had shed on any lesser people from his high-class, million dollar neighborhood of uppity assholes.

I hope the bank takes his shit and kicks his ass back to a puerto-rican trailer park back in his old neighborhood in Lowell Massachusetts...one of the biggest shit holes in that state.

My next victim is that worthless bag of loose marbles.. Brian Wilson.... The worthless sack of flesh that sits behind and organ that he forgot how to play, waving his hands like a retard and mumbling his own songs while a gang of youths carries his fat ass....But thats later.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Go back to the Fuckin shit-hole you came from.

One picture says it all...

So there I am, minding my own buisness...driving down the highway when I see this complete piece of shit rolling with me. Notice the gauwdy "border-jumpin", "I'm a fuckin welfare fuck" completely disrespectful Puerto Rican flag drapped over this 200 dollar beater.

What more do I have to say other than "If you love Puerto Rico so fuckin much THEN PLEASE GO BACK TO THE FUCKING RAT-HOLE YOU CAME OUT OF!!"

500 bucks of my own money say that this smelly fuckin welfare cunt is here illegally, and if not should be shuttled out of the U.S.A on principle alone.

I'm sick of these sub-standard, disrespectful illegal fucking aliens and all their bullshit.
A complete drag on the economy whereas most are on the welfare rolls and routinely get FREE medical care on the backs of hard working taxpayers.... Then they have the FUCKING BALLS to do shit like this....

TRY WAIVING THE AMERICAN FLAG YOU FUCKIN BORDER JUMPING, RAT -INFESTED, SLIMEY MEXICANS! or whatever the fuck you are!

Get the fuck out, go the fuck home and take your 32 shitty little fuckin kids with you.