I spent the evening watching this great movie about Abraham Lincoln with this gal I've been fucking. In the begging stages I like to watch people file in to the theater while she's giving me a hand-job. It's always funny to watch the endless line of idiots who have no common-sense about theater etiquette. I know it shouldn't be complicated, but you'd be amazed at how fucking retarded people can be.
Me? I sit smack-dab in the middle of the theater.In the middle so as to allow me to have optimal seating and in the center so that other patrons can file in without having to hurdle my knees. It's also important to note that I go to the bathroom before I sit down. More often than not I can pick out the dickheads. On this night I noticed a particular fucking asshole kibitzing about where he'll sit his knobby ass. He had all the makings of a fuck-faced ass-clown. Typical dick-ass demeanor, everything was an issue for this unhappy cock-monger.
When he did sit it was oddly enough, at the END of my row. Now this asshole has the audacity to complain whilst people fill the seats between he and I. I just thought it was sooooo fuckin typical.... and I wondered why this shit-stain just didn't stay home and spare the rest of us.
Bottom line on this story was that at the end of the Movie, most people, Myself included, head out. This ASSHOLE stands up out of his seat on the end, then stands broadside and waits, and waits and waits and waits..... Letting every person from the top ten rows down and Ive got my cock in some old ladies face because she decided to sit and wait it out. So we are all standing, wondering what this assholes problem is so I naturally exclaim. "Hey Meathead! What the fuck are you waiting for?" He responds saying "I'm being polite" which is met with my "Be fuckin polite on your own time asshole! "I have to take a piss" he then decides to get verbose and adds "you should try it sometime". Well, I couldn't leave that alone. So I replied "Hey Dickhead! I knew you were an asshole when you walked in this theater, all you had to do was keep your fuckin ass in your seat until the rest of us left, but NO! you decide to stand up AT THE END OF THE SEAT ROW and STAND THERE?!!!!" "Who's the fuckin dickhead!" he then realized he should shut his fucking mouth and quietly exited the theater in front of me.... at one time he shook his head and I told him he was a fuckin shit head who should stay home.... FUCKING PEOPLE!!!
