Ed McMahon... The talentless, worthless Johnny Carson ass-kisser has run the fuck out of money. WAaaaahhhhh!.... And I'm suppose to care, why?
I mean look at this asshole. Some say... "oh, how sad". I say fuck you and I'll tell you why.
This dickhead had the fucking life of Riley and in his day, he made sure you knew it. Now fast forward to today and the fuck-nut is broke. This guy made MILLIONS of dollars and then cries like a bitch that he will have to leave his million dollar mansion because he's being evicted.
Who the fuck really cares Ed... it looks like your sorry ass is gonna-have to get by like the rest of us. Or are you too good for that?
This asshole wouldn't have given you, I or anyone else a fucking dime if we has asked for it back in the Johnny days, now were all suppose to feel sorry for him
"Too bad Ed! get the fuck out! and don't let that door hit you in your ol' saggy ass-cheeks on the way out".
I remember him sitting there with Johnny, laughing at all the intolerable jokes like a fucking drone.. Yuck, Yuck, Yuck....what a talentless fuck-head.
Johnny called it quits and this shit-bag headed into steady decline. Now he s a bum and I love it when people who have lived fortunate lives end up eating dirt due to their own stupidity. I mean , look at that pic below and tell me he's not thinking "Fuck all these small assholes. I'm Ed Mc Mahon... I got millions and your all just scum"
Other notable no-talent gigs that this dick-puller worked include. Star Search, TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes and of course The Tonight Show.
Some noteworthy financial accomplishments (aside from not paying his bills):
$644,000 behind on payments on $4.8 million in mortgage loans.
Sued by Citibank for $180,000
McMahon failed to pay divorce attorney Norman Solovay $275,168, according to a lawsuit filed in the Manhattan federal court
(From wiki) On Larry King Live on June 5, 2008 with his wife to talk about this situation. In the interview, McMahon's wife Pamela said that people assumed that the McMahon's had so much money because of his celebrity. Pamela McMahon also commented that they do not have "millions" of dollars.... Well WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE THERE PAMELA!! IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE OUT MULTI MILLION DOLLAR MORTGAGES, Then you MUST have millions of dollars you fucking cunt.
Now, instead of working or simply crawling into a fuckin hole he has sued Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and two doctors in July, accusing them of discharging him with a broken neck after his fall in 2007, in an attempt to secure some money for his lazy fat ass.
In short he was a pompous asshole in his day and now he a poor ol' broke dick muther fucker who doesn't deserve the sympathy. The sympathy that he would never had shed on any lesser people from his high-class, million dollar neighborhood of uppity assholes.
I hope the bank takes his shit and kicks his ass back to a puerto-rican trailer park back in his old neighborhood in Lowell Massachusetts...one of the biggest shit holes in that state.
My next victim is that worthless bag of loose marbles.. Brian Wilson.... The worthless sack of flesh that sits behind and organ that he forgot how to play, waving his hands like a retard and mumbling his own songs while a gang of youths carries his fat ass....But thats later.
