Bernie and Phyls - The Next Generation.

Living in the boston area you become familiar with these commecials from a furnintue store named "Bernie and Phyls" the commercials are notoriously shitty to the point of ridicule. They are the work of a husband and wife team who are now age-progressed beyond being useful to their own stores.....so now we h ave their offspring to deal with.

Somewhere during thier life, it is apparent that nature allowed these two retards "Bernie and Phyl" to procreate...leaving us with these three kids who are as fucked up as thier parent.

One in particular "Larry" has a a constant look of confoundment attached to the dumbest looking face I have seen in years! and this guy is the CEO!

Bernie and Phyl (seated) and two of their kids Larry (left) and the other schmuck Ron? (right)

Fat dude in the middle is supposedly their son in law - the guy who gets to bang their horrendous "shreck-looking" troll daughter.

Larry was probably conceived on one of the family's own furniture pieces... most likely a pleather couch in some shitty mustard color because this guy is the biggest fuckin dorks around.

In commercials where he doesn't speak, his mouth hangs partially open with the strangest shaped gape... absolutely the biggest fuckin moron. and when he speaks it all becomes too apparent. Without his mom and dad and a good dose of nepotism, Larry would most likely be wearing a paper hat in some fast food kitchen. WHATA DORK!

Just had to vent on that because I see this shithead every day on my TV and I just wondered if any ever noticed that stupid fuckin look on his face.